Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Guest Post: The 7 types to 'unfriend' on Facebook

Hi, all, I am the owner of Girlie Blog Seattle, and I write about beauty, fashion, and enjoying life in Seattle. I am so honored that Melissa asked me to guest post. I love reading her blog because it brightens my day. Today, I am writing about types of people to “unfriend” on Facebook. I know this is a somewhat controversial topic, and you might have opinions to express, but please keep comments cordial.
The Narcissist
Have you ever seen someone so perfect? She has the perfect man who never argues with her, perfect friends who’ll do anything for her, a perfect job that she loves, perfectly good looks that every girl is jealous of and the perfect life she feels everyone should want. Her pictures have perfectly practiced poses, with perfectly styled outfits. Every wall post is either an achievement – implicitly stated or subtly implied – or some kind of sentimental reminder about her beautiful life.

The Ghost
You were friends, or even best buds, back in high school. You have lost touch until Facebook connected you. Now that you’ve “friended” each other and caught up, you have seized communication again for the past two years. Don’t worry. You won’t miss each other. If you have lived a good life since high school, without your “ghost” friend, you’ll live a good life still.

The Gossip Columnist
You ask her, “What’s going on?” She tells you what’s going on with everyone else. None of the information seems significant or has trustworthy resources. In fact, your conversations with her always revolves around someone else’s business, and she seems way too interested in talking about them, for no reason at all.

The User
The user has no shame. He invites you to a party across town, but expects a ride, because he has no car. If you don’t offer him a ride, he’ll tell all your common friends about how sorry he is to miss out, right in front of you, until you offer him a ride. He has guilt-ed you into giving him a ride numerous times, but never offers gas, or coffee or some type of nice gesture so you wouldn’t feel used.

The One-Upper
You tell her that you have been busy. She tells you that she’s much busier, even though she calls you up Friday nights and talks your ears off until you fall asleep on the phone. Then she’ll call you up next Friday night, strategically on her way to dinner and reminds you again that she’s busy.

The Promise Breaker
He has been asking you to meet up for months, but bails out every time you plan something. He tells you that he’ll take you out for your birthday. But when the check comes -- and you offer to pay for yourself to be nice -- he’ll gladly let you. He tells you that he’ll do nice things for you, but then drops off the face of the earth.

Your boss
If you don’t want someone to see old college photos of you flipping off the camera, chugging beer or doing anything “fun,” unfriend. Better yet, don’t add them in the first place.

What do you think of this list? Anything you would add? Delete? Are you selective about who you friend on Facebook? :)

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16 Comments:

InĂªs de Castro said...

So accurate! That's pretty much it. It's like you peeked into my facebook account :p

Michelle said...

Ugh the Narcissist. I seem to have a lot of these. It makes me love the quote "May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook."

★ JASMINE ★ {Barbie-Bombshell} said...

SO TRUE!

this is why I only have 25 people on my facebook account now! whereas i use to have 5000!

Hahaha.

hugs, xo!
*My Blog* BARBIE-BOMBSHELL.BLOGSPOT.COM

Roanna said...

great post and amusing too! I can understand that it's a contraversial topic. I admit that i've unfriended nasty people (ex. a guy who insulted the USA on 9/11...totally uncalled for! and a couple friends of friends of friends who I had no contact with anyway). But then again...I, together with my mother, was unfriended by my own nephew (the one who's bottom I cleaned on many many occasions)... my parents and I can't imagine why he would do that to his own aunt and grandmother...

Rachael said...

My old boss use to post really controversial political statements on her facebook. That use to make me really uncomfortable!

ElsaD said...

LOL...Funny and accurate! Great analysis! It's amazing how social media redefines our lifes, right? Never unfriended anybody. I had this situation with one boy a few years ago. It was 'nothing'...we hooked up like 2 times, yet, he totally broke my heart...while I was crying over him, I seriously thought about deleting him from fb. His constant updates about how much fun he was having became the 'guest of honor' on my secret 'pity party.' The reason why I didn't delete it? Well, I wanted to find out why it hurted me so much so that I could get over it! 14 months after the breakup, I ran into him again and I knew I was totally over him, and why it hurted me so much! He's still on my fb...and I couldn't care less...XOXO

Heather said...

Great post! I recently removed a lot of "friends" and feel much better about my FB community.

Melissa Blake said...

Yes! I did a FB clense last year...I was missing so much info from the people I did want to follow because my newsfeed was being overrun by the junk I didn't care about. Feel much better now..thinking of doing another round soon...

Giulia said...

Wow, you guys are pretty rough:) I'm much older than everyone else here, so I'll say that the Ghosts are ones you might want to hang onto. It'll prevent having to search for them again in 25 years. (I'm serious) There's no need to hurt those ppl's feelings....just unsubscribe from their timelines. It's really not a big deal.

cheers.

Girlie Blogger said...

Melissa, thanks again for your invitation to guest post. Brilliant editing. Content looks much cleaner.

HayleyKiah said...

I was just talking about The Narcissist last night!! Every single update is about some new honor or award she got or how she is so busy with the med program. It drives me crazy!!

April said...

don't forget the girl who's in a different relationship every week and rants about how in love she is every time. i have no problems with other people being in love and talking about it, but when it's a different guy every week and i see it on my news feed every time it gets old!

April said...

in all seriousness though, for the types of people mentioned here, i don't see any reason to look so bitterly at everyone, the 'ghosts' that i'm friends with are actually some of the most important people to me cause we still have that connection after years. facebook was made for the purpose of connecting with people, not isolating yourself by judging the littlest things. just my opinion.

Carla said...

Hahahhaha So true!!!!

Sini said...

So true! I think I have all these on my friend list on facebook haha!

Tonia said...

Ha - great post! I've just gone through and unfriended what I refer to as the 'Spite Spreaders'. People who take a post and say something that's not overtly nasty but just enough to leave a bad taste in the mouth.
It's very liberating!