TO: Men all over the planet
RE: Stop! Don't ask that!
DATE: July 20th, 2015
But as a woman with a disability, my heart sort of sings a different tune. Especially when I find myself on the receiving end of some, well, very interesting questions. Now, I suppose I should preface this by saying that my feelings do not come from some deep-seeded bitterness from being spurned in the past. And of course, I don't mind it when kids ask me questions. I actually welcome that because I feel like I'm educating the next generation to be more accepting and compassionate.
The buck stops there, though, boys! There are just some questions that YOU SHOULD NOT ASK if you're over a certain age. Well, I guess you technically could ask them if you're looking to create one heck of an awkward situation. Plus, you don't want to see me on the offense, do you? So, take note, and pretty please, avoid asking these five questions (read: especially on the first date)...
1. Can I order for you?
And no, I'm not talking about the romantic gesture here. I've encountered people who look at my wheelchair and think they have to "speak" for me. I'm sure they do it with the best of intentions, but it's those sorts of assumptions that will get you into trouble every single time. If I have a question about the menu, trust me, I'll ask.
2. Wow, you really have a job?
This one always gets me, mostly because it leaves me wondering what you think I do all day. I've always wanted to be as independent as possible, and I never once thought that my life would be defined by my disability. Maybe that's why this question would come as such a shocker. Would you ask this to your able-bodied date? Exactly.
3. Can I push you?
See the question above. Nevermind the fact that I have a motorized wheelchair, but this questions just goes back to the whole independence thing. I've worked hard to get to where I am, so it's a great feeling when I get the sense that someone is in my corner and wants to be supportive.
4. It must be horrible to be in a wheelchair, huh?
OK, you're probably not this tactless and tasteless, but I thought I'd just include this one for good measure. This would be akin to me asking you if you liked having brown hair or freckles. They're just one part of you, not your entire being. In fact, they really have nothing to do with your deep-down soul and thinking they did would really be selling yourself short.
5. Are you going to run me over?
This is meant to be a joke, and I'm sure you think I've never heard it before. I have. And I didn't really find it funny the first time. Or the second. Or the third. Do you see where I'm going with this?
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